Lady Leopard

Lady LeopardEvery time I look at these shorts Im reminded of that one episode of Pimp my Ride where Xzibit and the West Coast Customs team transformed a car into a full leopard looking vehicle. That being said: women are not cars! You are beautiful the way you are! These are just shorts! And me associating these shorts with an episode of Pimp my Ride will probably make me a misogynist.

Four colorways later the International Panther Community has not complained once

This hoodie is both unedible and unsnortable so just try to wear it like the sweater it aims to be

I can’t seem to think of anything that says it better than this 5-pack

Artist: Eamon

Buy nice things

Who’s ready to get all feisty this weekend

Made entirely of cameltoe hair and the dreams of a 24-year-old crypto millionaire offering coaching programs

Its not a crime to want an even better day

because it’s a biggy

raise those corners of your mouth

Let’s get back to your brand new all-day-everyday-swim-ready summer shorts:

whinny like your life depends on it and talk to all of your imaginary mythical friends