Baby Blue Briefs

Baby Blue BriefsAfter being the DJ at our local club for the past 10 years I finally got fired last saturday. For three hours straight I just screamed in the mic and most partygoers deemed it undancable. I will forever defend my right to create art and I will also forever keep all my belongings in that one single pocket that I have in my light blue boxer briefs. These briefs have 1 secret pocket on the inside on the right leg.

But I recently heard in a podcast that you cannot go to space at all due to methane and gravity and so on

Then one day

Hoping for better days doesn’t mean weare not wishing that for anybody else's amazing day

Or just stay where you are and we will ship you these black beauties all the way to your doorstep

Funniest tweet i’ve seen this year:

Who’s ready to get all feisty this weekend

it is classic and it might burn witches

Are you with me Gargamel

They are not made from diamonds but from organic cotton which is less fancy but feels way better on your beautiful butt

Me and all my befriended squirrels and rats have a real good time in the park

We’ve put the pocket on the inside these days to not mess with the aesthetics of the briefs while maintaining the practical advantages of Pockies

My nickname